Funny Urdu Sms - Jokes

A collection of Funny urdu Sms And Jokes

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Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..

Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p

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Boy.jan main tum se bohat mohabbat karta houn,tumharei khatir khuch be kar sakta houn.Girl;kia aasman se tarey tor ker la saktey ho.Boy;aasman se tu nae lekin tume zameen per tarey dikha sakta houn.

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Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...

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pathan samandr k kinare ja rha tha to ek barri si lehr aye and wo samundar k beechun beech chala gaya us k hath me machli aye or ussne machli ko bahr phek k kaha " ja tu apni jaan bacha hamara Allah malik hai" :))

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jisay dekho wo lar k ja rahee thee,
sath hee ek hath jar k ja rahi thee

khuttaa ye thee k main gali main khara tha,
aur meri aankh pharkay ja rahee thee

Funny Sms Quotes

A collection of Funny Sms quotes


Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do

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"Dont worry when you walk through Your LIFE...

Coz U ve tied me Tightly on your shoes and I wont make U Fall"..:-)

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I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.


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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.


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Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.


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I always divide people into two groups. Those who live by what they know to be a lie, and those who live by what they believe, falsely, to be the truth.


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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.


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Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.


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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

Funny Hindi Sms | Jokes

A collection of Funny Hindi Sms And Jokes

Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye…

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Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

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Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
Paanch kaise?
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Socho Socho …
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.

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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

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Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge…

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ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI

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bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake

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Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!

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Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge