Funny Urdu Sms - Jokes

A collection of Funny urdu Sms And Jokes

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Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..

Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p

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Boy.jan main tum se bohat mohabbat karta houn,tumharei khatir khuch be kar sakta houn.Girl;kia aasman se tarey tor ker la saktey ho.Boy;aasman se tu nae lekin tume zameen per tarey dikha sakta houn.

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Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...

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pathan samandr k kinare ja rha tha to ek barri si lehr aye and wo samundar k beechun beech chala gaya us k hath me machli aye or ussne machli ko bahr phek k kaha " ja tu apni jaan bacha hamara Allah malik hai" :))

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jisay dekho wo lar k ja rahee thee,
sath hee ek hath jar k ja rahi thee

khuttaa ye thee k main gali main khara tha,
aur meri aankh pharkay ja rahee thee