A collection of Funny Sms quotes
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do
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"Dont worry when you walk through Your LIFE...
Coz U ve tied me Tightly on your shoes and I wont make U Fall"..:-)
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I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
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Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.
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I always divide people into two groups. Those who live by what they know to be a lie, and those who live by what they believe, falsely, to be the truth.
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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
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Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do
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"Dont worry when you walk through Your LIFE...
Coz U ve tied me Tightly on your shoes and I wont make U Fall"..:-)
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I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
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Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.
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I always divide people into two groups. Those who live by what they know to be a lie, and those who live by what they believe, falsely, to be the truth.
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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
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Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
