Funny Hindi Sms | Jokes

A collection of Funny Hindi Sms And Jokes

Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye…

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Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

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Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
Paanch kaise?
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Socho Socho …
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.

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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

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Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge…

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ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI

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bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake

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Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!

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Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge